New MIAs to be discovered?

Recently Space Captain Salavtore was discovered after spending almost a full 4 months on the MIA list, presumed dead. This is mainly due to tripled search efforts on the government's part. However, the MIA toll of Isla spies, soldiers, and operatives in the field continues to rise each day. When asked what the government was doing about this by himself, the supreme potentate responded, "Most of the Islas missing are simply eccentrics who will do anything for food or entertainment. I am positive that they will soon turn up hiding behind the couch or something." This is a testament to the fact that no one needs to be unduly concerned about the Islas. Everything is under control, and search efforts have been quadrupled. "Nothing to worry about," says the potentate. Well, we shall see about that.